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@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:59 p.m. Retweet
Decided on a Three Strike Rule, whereupon offender commits 3 violations and must become a Registered Malort Offender. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:57 p.m. Retweet
Also decided that Prosecutor must never wear pants. If the Prosecutor wears pants, it will be declared an automatic mistrial. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:56 p.m. Retweet
Worried that Risa might become a revolving door offender, still not understanding the grievances charged against her at #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:55 p.m. Retweet
Our concern, however, is for repeat offenders of the GroupMe. Thoughts on prison reform possibilities discussed. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:54 p.m. Retweet
On reflection of the happenings of last night's #malortcourt, we conclude Risa really beat #malortcourt with her puppy face power move.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:48 p.m. Retweet
"I teethed on scotch" which Nemesis player said this?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:24 a.m. Retweet
Can we take all the smokers in the bar to #malortcourt?
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
On the live band: "Is this karaoke?" #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:22 a.m. Retweet
When local Texans joke about Ebola............ #halp
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 4:18 a.m. Retweet
When local Texas joke about Ebola............ #halp
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:51 a.m. Retweet
Considering pressing charges for bad jokes for taking away time we'll never get back. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:46 a.m. Retweet
Just kidding. #malortcourt is back on. Establishing shenanigans in flip cup proceedings. It's possible Vandevoort cheated. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:18 a.m. Retweet
Thanks for following us during our proceedings of #malortcourt. We're on our way to get ourselves ready for CJ's. See y'all there!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:17 a.m. Retweet
A lot of questions remain. Like WHO IS BEHIND NEMENICE?!
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:16 a.m. Retweet
Rewarding the captains with Malort for their good work. Things are expressed differently in #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
Are there still proceedings? Apparently proceedings against the Nemesis captains. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:15 a.m. Retweet
She describes it as Orange Peels soaked in Mouthwash. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:14 a.m. Retweet
Sara Scott still deciding how to react form her Malort Punishment.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
Still unclear on how Kray is going down for the punishment, but better her than me. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @ultimatepulse: Follow @ChicagoNemesis on Twitter for at least the next fifteen minutes. @EhmZiv @Skyd_LiamRosen
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:13 a.m. Retweet
RT @ultimatepulse: .@EhmZiv @Skyd_LiamRosen @ChicagoNemesis Sorry I'm not paying attention the game, there's a new episode of Law & Order #…
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Tots counting who is red and green on the workout log. Neither her or Sara Scott are guilty on the fitness log.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:12 a.m. Retweet
Sara Scott thinks it is impossible to edit googledocs on her iphone. This is just false.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
I'm not sure what happened, all of a sudden, Kray is charged with the Malort shots.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
That last tweet is to be stricken from the record. Let the record show.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:11 a.m. Retweet
Bolt turns it out on the captains for not holding Sara Scott accountable.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:10 a.m. Retweet
Tots spins it, in looking out for the team's fitness.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
We can't blame Sara Scott for not filling out the fitness log because she didn't know, but perhaps WE CAN BLAME TOTS.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:09 a.m. Retweet
Settlement has been reached. Charges against Sara Scott still unclear. Call for order in the #malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
But it has yet to be confirmed if she had access in August, when she still did not fill out the fitness log.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Tots apparently fills her in with important Nemesis updates. Tots may be incriminating herself.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:08 a.m. Retweet
Sara Scott didn't have computer access in July, which excuses not filling out the fitness log (and charging us with BURPEES at practice).
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
While conspiracy to commit murder may have been very high profile, given the publicity of #sarascottfacts, this may be more high profile.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
Captain Hadel may be called in as another witness, waiting for proceedings.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:07 a.m. Retweet
Expert Witness called upon again to confirm that Sara Scott had not actually checked any of her email in July.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
Another sidebar between public defender and prosecutor. This is looking shady and like a poor outcome for witness Sara Scott. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Still establishing the technical capacities of Sara Scott.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Witness Sara Scott: "I believe I have used google docs and I think what is called google chat."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:05 a.m. Retweet
Craziness is happening what is happening #malortcourt http://t.co/DMdNfEZ4Za
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:03 a.m. Retweet
and in #MalortCourt, we do things differently.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:03 a.m. Retweet
Expert Witness authenticated. Witness Sara Scott confused about proper proceedings, Honorable Judge Beef confirms that it is #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
"Can you explain to the jury what the computer is?" "Is this necessary?" It is established that Sara Scott has a mac.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:02 a.m. Retweet
We do not forget to swear in Toter Totterson this time.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
It is established that Sara Scott does, in fact, use a computer. Let's remind everybody that she IS under oath here at @malortcourt.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:01 a.m. Retweet
Expert witness, Toter Totterson, called to the stand to establish what "technical proficiency" means.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 2:00 a.m. Retweet
Witness Sara Scott very confused, public defender unsure she is ready to take the stand. Calls out prosecutor for still not wearing pants.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
One last case against #SaraScott, who just walked in late.
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:58 a.m. Retweet
Public defender admits personal bias, asked to remove herself. Overruled. #malortcourt
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:57 a.m. Retweet
Kim calls her Malort tasting a "fresh wipe of baby diaper poop that got put into the Chicago River, with a peppermint infusion."
@ChicagoNemesis   Sunday October 19th, 2014, 1:57 a.m. Retweet
Jury finds public defender and prosecutor guilty of badgering and overall shenanigans. Both charged with one short. #malortcourt
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