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@changeurbangz   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
Never get screwed on merchandising.
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 21st, 2015, 1:09 a.m. Retweet
The worst thing that ever happened to me was when a spider was crawling on my skin under water in a bath and I swatted at it with my phone.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 19th, 2015, 11:36 p.m. Retweet
Essentially how I feel at family gatherings. http://t.co/SCl0DCqX5C
@changeurbangz   Friday June 19th, 2015, 5:00 a.m. Retweet
I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 9:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheOnion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://t.co/5O0H2cszAl http://t.co/7fBzYnJTkq
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 8:44 p.m. Retweet
RT @UltiProblems: Most intimidating cup ever: http://t.co/BIXKLKgqBz
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 18th, 2015, 7:33 p.m. Retweet
Maybe if I go platinum they'll remember then...
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 16th, 2015, 7:29 p.m. Retweet
@traffic_ulti @PhillyAMP @Ulti_world @USAUltimate @TripleCrownTour could use directions to the fields for each regionals.
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 8:04 p.m. Retweet
Arguments (irrefutable): 1. Jesus offers hard proof 2. No one can imagine what Jesus did 3. No one else offers what Jesus offers
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 8:03 p.m. Retweet
Casual brunch conversion attempt...
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @LordGrimdark: No matter how noble the cause, there'll always be someone using it as an excuse to be an asshole.
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 4:03 a.m. Retweet
If There's one person I love it's my mom. http://t.co/OM7RgQ6Dtx
@changeurbangz   Sunday June 14th, 2015, 2:32 a.m. Retweet
Found a bartender at a catering company who has seen Party Down and thinks he knows of the company it's based of. Wow.
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 13th, 2015, 8:21 p.m. Retweet
Vacation is all about being sad that you have no one to throw hucks with.
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 13th, 2015, 2:43 p.m. Retweet
RT @animaldrumss: you say you want a nice guy but have you even read Aristotle's Big Book of Ethics, Hammurabi's Code or Immanuel Kant's Bi…
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 13th, 2015, 1:47 p.m. Retweet
Ultimately, the moment bacon reveals itself as ham is the moment it fails.
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 13th, 2015, 2:50 a.m. Retweet
Pet peeve: when someone asks you a question and you're chewing food in your mouth and people that know the answer won't answer them for you.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 12th, 2015, 8:13 p.m. Retweet
The years teach much which the days never knew.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 12th, 2015, 7:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @oshadega: Just had a team drop from Poultrydays...who can work a miracle and get something together in 22hrs? @cincyultimate @CUDAUltim…
@changeurbangz   Friday June 12th, 2015, 2:25 p.m. Retweet
Lesson I learned from my dream : never bring a puppy with you when you get into a biplane #ThanksSubconscious
@changeurbangz   Friday June 12th, 2015, 3:09 a.m. Retweet
"I don't like that Le-Bron" ... That's the most aunt thing I've ever heard any aunt say.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 12th, 2015, 2:06 a.m. Retweet
RT @Way_Things_Work: Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height,when precisely placed in the dust pans h…
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 6:21 p.m. Retweet
Almonds fall on the airport floor , mom advises me to not eat them #HotTip #ThanksMom
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 6:12 p.m. Retweet
@LA_Renegade yo im in Claremont till Tuesday, anyone around to throw?
@changeurbangz   Thursday June 11th, 2015, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
Report : everyone at airport thinks everyone else is an asshole
@changeurbangz   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 11:12 p.m. Retweet
Favorite Adam Sandler movie? Click. No doubt.
@changeurbangz   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 7:43 p.m. Retweet
How was your night last night? Good... Tried to eat cookie dough with a fork, you know how it goes. http://t.co/jy8pucrsxL
@changeurbangz   Wednesday June 10th, 2015, 12:02 a.m. Retweet
RT @PostCultRev: clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle of a clown/joker turf war
@changeurbangz   Tuesday June 9th, 2015, 8:26 p.m. Retweet
@UNC_Darkside @TowelSquad @DiscStore how many towels do I need to buy to have a throwing lesson with #LordNethercutt ?
@changeurbangz   Monday June 8th, 2015, 6:51 p.m. Retweet
Say whatever you want about Hitler, that guy killed Hitler.
@changeurbangz   Monday June 8th, 2015, 6:09 p.m. Retweet
When BAE wants to "throw and talk" @herrmannator_ http://t.co/TlmX1sElS8
@changeurbangz   Monday June 8th, 2015, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
@BrainsUltimate hey I'm going to be in town this weekend, are any brain eaters around to throw?
@changeurbangz   Saturday June 6th, 2015, 9:25 p.m. Retweet
My callahan +/- today is 0. Not usually a stat you want to keep track of.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 5th, 2015, 6:15 p.m. Retweet
How you know you're about to watch some straight 2007 youtube fire http://t.co/iYMLbgnpMT
@changeurbangz   Friday June 5th, 2015, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
Have a problem with someone? Threaten to sink their boat.
@changeurbangz   Friday June 5th, 2015, 4:05 p.m. Retweet
I live every day like it's donut day
@changeurbangz   Friday June 5th, 2015, 4:26 a.m. Retweet
RT @CHAlNSMOKE: i was gonna get it with this slut in full mithril once until the evil chicken cockblocked me then killed me and she took my…
@changeurbangz   Friday June 5th, 2015, 1:16 a.m. Retweet
@BFPultimate @FrictionGloves @HucketBucket @nLindeke #BossMoves
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