Slow White

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@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Q4: When it comes to "partying till the break of dawn," is this city known for its till-dawn partying? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 5:17 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Q3: will we be able to find a restaurant that can actually serve a decent orange julius in this city? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 4:46 p.m. Retweet
hey @USAUltimate Q2: will it be in a city that has a CITY PROPER population less than 8 million? #nationalsQs
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 3:23 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate Wanna play 20 Questions for where Nationals is? Q1: is the city on Us Weekly's list of top 10 places to play disc sports?
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 2:45 p.m. Retweet
Good luck to teammate and America's next sweetheart @VickiChang28 at U23 tryouts! Cross her and she'll bury you #TOTHESKY
@slowwhite_   Friday February 1st, 2013, 2:38 p.m. Retweet
A shrewd move by @USAUltimate waiting to announce the mixed elite-select challenge until excitement is at a fever pitch. @PhillyAMP
@slowwhite_   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 8:48 p.m. Retweet
@SockeyeUltimate What? They're working with other teams? I hope you didn't listen to them, they have terrible business sense.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday January 8th, 2013, 7:49 p.m. Retweet
does @SockeyeUltimate even have space on their jerseys for a new NEXGEN logo? I hope they thought this through, for all our sakes.
@slowwhite_   Monday January 7th, 2013, 9:34 p.m. Retweet
Shout out to @Ulti_world for the shout out! Read http://t.co/rgNnqcSw! Read everything! it's fun! #readultiworld http://t.co/yQ80SwoT
@slowwhite_   Monday January 7th, 2013, 9:32 p.m. Retweet
Shout out to @Ulti_world for the shout out! Read http://t.co/rgNnqcSw! Read everything! it's fun! #readultiworld http://t.co/LdqYDhj9
@slowwhite_   Monday January 7th, 2013, 7:52 p.m. Retweet
.@nexgentour hey nexgen, if you don't get all your teams to play we could probably play some games if you want. will we get paid?
@slowwhite_   Saturday January 5th, 2013, 3:42 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate you should invite @jasperhoitsma to U23 tryouts. He's 30, but he has a 22 yo's curiosity and panache #ohlookitsthejjjjjJMAN
@slowwhite_   Friday January 4th, 2013, 11:54 p.m. Retweet
Congratulations are in order to teammates @VickiChang28 & Lexi Zalk, the Mother Theresa & Thomas Jefferson of U23 women's ultimate #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 8:49 p.m. Retweet
.@Ulti_world although to your credit "fiscal" & "frisbee" both start with F. Strong move. Plus, DISCal isn't even a word. 1-0 @ulti_world
@slowwhite_   Thursday January 3rd, 2013, 8:43 p.m. Retweet
.@Ulti_world DISCal Cliff! It rhymes! People eat that stuff up. Look at rap songs, for example. Very popular stuff.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday January 2nd, 2013, 8:11 p.m. Retweet
hey @Brodiesmith21 whenever you miss a trick shot, do you say "talk about a Brodie BRICK shot!" and then smile a little? I would.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday January 2nd, 2013, 8:10 p.m. Retweet
hey @Ulti_world what about 2012's best: smile; @Miles_mb highlight; subtle fist pump; jorts? they each probably belong to @Miles_mb anyway.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday January 2nd, 2013, 7:32 p.m. Retweet
Friend of the team @beckymaliNOTski made world games tryout camp. I fear for the safety of anyone who gets in her way.
@slowwhite_   Friday December 21st, 2012, 3:21 a.m. Retweet
Happy Holidays from Slow White! We hope you all drink the perfect amount of eggnog, whatever that means.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 10th, 2012, 4:37 p.m. Retweet
Hey @USAUltimate why so quiet? The people want answers to burning questions! You think Argo'll win an Oscar? You guys into sushi and stuff?
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:52 p.m. Retweet
And three independent leagues run by three candy-loving 7yo best friends are born. "THIS'LL DEFINITELY WORK!" they shout out and high five.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:48 p.m. Retweet
An hour goes by. The candy-wages are gone, eaten. The three friends exchange looks. "This is stupid let's go do trick shots." #bestbuds
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
And three independent leagues run by three candy-loving 7yo best friends are born. "WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER!" they shout out and high five.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:39 p.m. Retweet
Connor, more a fan of chocolate candy than gummies, wonders how he'd get paid in either league. His conclusion? CONNOR'S MEGA COOL LEAGUE!!!
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:33 p.m. Retweet
Zak, who has his own bag of gummi worms, starts his own league: "Zak's League." This is the 3rd league in as many days Zak has started.
@slowwhite_   Monday December 3rd, 2012, 5:16 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING: Joey Berman, age 7 to start his own "ultimate league." Players'll be his best friends Connor and Zak, be paid in gummi worms.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 7:03 p.m. Retweet
Colorado Springs Pets! - According to 2007 data, this lovely city was deemed most pet-friendly for cats and dogs! Hurray! #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:57 p.m. Retweet
Orlando Typhoon Lagoon - There's a waterpark in FL called Typhoon Lagoon. It's fairly popular, water's usually pleasant #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:49 p.m. Retweet
Austin Nightfall- Every day w/o fail the sun sets, darkness descends. It's what makes Austin Austin. It's what makes the team. #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:37 p.m. Retweet
Delaware Tricerabears - Dover Mayor Carleton Carey is nothing if not fair. Ergo his team represents his sons' favorite animals #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Wednesday November 28th, 2012, 6:20 p.m. Retweet
Rhode Island Rampage- RI, long known for its wheelchair accessibility, has ramps all over. Like, literally everywhere. #MLUexpansion
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 6:02 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that two mammals exist that can lay eggs like a reptile; the platypus and echidna. Also, no name changes.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:47 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that Teriyaki Beef Hot Pockets smell great, taste great. Also, Zima.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:43 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING Will Deaver announces he's finally done with his homemade obstacle course, calling it "The 7 Trials of the Windward Scrolls" (2of2)
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:42 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that any new teams must pass "The 7 Trials of the Windward Scrolls" before being allowed to compete (1of2)
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:37 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that TAKEN 2 would be a way better movie if it starred a young Matthew Broderick.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:21 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that having a bear as a pet, or at least being able to ride on a bear's back, would be so cool.
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces that players must be able to hold their breath for at least, like, 50 or 60 seconds to compete in the series
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces any teams looking to jump flights are required to attend Tom Crawford's annual KEVIN JAMES-A-THON JAMBOREE
@slowwhite_   Tuesday November 6th, 2012, 5:01 p.m. Retweet
BREAKING @USAUltimate announces all Pro teams must listen to a Colorado Timeshare sales pitch before being allowed to compete in the series
@slowwhite_   Friday November 2nd, 2012, 1:43 p.m. Retweet
Retroactive Morrill's Moral: If you only see one movie this year, make it FIRST KID. Sindbad brings the house down! @morrillperform
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 31st, 2012, 3:55 a.m. Retweet
@mischief_nation @morrillperform damn it. You bested us again.
@slowwhite_   Wednesday October 31st, 2012, 12:03 a.m. Retweet
Make way for some TIM'S TIPS CUZ @morrillperform IS FOLLOWING US NOW! #TIMSTIPS #FITNESS #ENERGY #FUN #MOREFITNESS #MOSTFITNESS
@slowwhite_   Tuesday October 30th, 2012, 3:39 p.m. Retweet
Season 2K12 comes to a close. Thanks to everyone who supported us, and look for our return next year when we come back with robot parts.
@slowwhite_   Friday October 26th, 2012, 11:19 a.m. Retweet
Due to a rip in the fabric of time and space, SW wakes to play @OdysseeUltimate & @TheGhosts_ at NE Regionals. Nice work, Time/space fabric.
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 9:18 p.m. Retweet
Slow white loses at the hands of @dragNthrust Nice moves, Dragn. Good luck tomorrow
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 9:16 p.m. Retweet
Good game to #ABBQtheBand. Good luck the rest ofthe weekend
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 3:43 p.m. Retweet
.@sjsully21 got his first eggroll of the week. It's all over his face. What a fat disgusting mess
@slowwhite_   Thursday October 25th, 2012, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
"behind every strong thrower is a soft dump reset, whispering encouragement." -Micah "Grunge Band" Flynn
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