ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Gratuitous Sand Crabs | 7 | L 7-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | The Drunker Games | 7 | L 2-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 7, 2012 | Just the Tip | 7 | L 7-11 | 0 - 3 |
| July 7, 2012 | Zima Gun | 3 | W 11-9 | 1 - 3 |
| July 8, 2012 | Easy in Bed | 5 | L 10-14 | 1 - 4 |
| July 8, 2012 | Unbirthday Party | 1 | 0-0 | 1 - 4 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 7, 2012 | Ultimate Chicago Sandblast SPIRIT DIVISION | 7 | Tweets |
