ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Shark Face | 16 | W 11-7 | 1 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Bro-Smash | 9 | L 7-11 | 1 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | Awkward Turtles | 18 | L 6-11 | 1 - 2 |
| July 7, 2012 | MUB | 15 | L 7-11 | 1 - 3 |
| July 8, 2012 | Mrs. Fannypack | 21 | W 15-10 | 2 - 3 |
| July 8, 2012 | John Handblocks | 23 | W 15-12 | 3 - 3 |
| July 8, 2012 | North Park | 24 | W 16-15 | 4 - 3 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 7, 2012 | Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 31 | Tweets |
