ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Hoffman's Mom | 24 | L 4-11 | 0 - 1 |
| July 7, 2012 | Mr. Dufflebag | 23 | L 4-11 | 0 - 2 |
| July 7, 2012 | Ski Unit | 24 | L 7-10 | 0 - 3 |
| July 7, 2012 | Iron Sand Crab | 19 | L 4-11 | 0 - 4 |
| July 8, 2012 | John Handblocks | 22 | L 11-13 | 0 - 5 |
| July 8, 2012 | Mrs. Fannypack | 21 | 0-0 | 0 - 5 |
| Start Date | Tournament | Seed | Result | |
| July 7, 2012 | Ultimate Chicago Sandblast GAME DIVISION | 27 | Tweets |