ULTIMATE TEAM
| Date | Opponent | Location | Score | Record |
| July 7, 2012 | Awkward Turtles | 15 | W 11-10 | 1 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Uchicago | 9 | W 11-7 | 2 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Shark Face | 17 | W 11-2 | 3 - 0 |
| July 7, 2012 | Beaches and Cream | 19 | W 11-6 | 4 - 0 |
| July 8, 2012 | Ultimate Gratuity | 14 | W 1-0 | 5 - 0 |
| July 8, 2012 | Red Stripe | 15 | L 10-12 | 5 - 1 |
| July 8, 2012 | Hoffman's Mom | 15 | 0-0 | 5 - 1 |