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@markshirbroun   Tuesday December 11th, 2018, 2:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @Lin_Manuel: Here you go. George Washington's Death, cut from Act Two. It comes after Dear Theodosia Reprise, also cut. Lyrics in jpeg,…
@markshirbroun   Wednesday December 5th, 2018, 2:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @TheDailyShow: This memo is more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night. https://t.co/0EvT6YCfeg
@markshirbroun   Wednesday November 28th, 2018, 1:20 p.m. Retweet
RT @ericabuddington: Tonight’s lesson is brought to you by standardized testing AKA why your at-promise 12y.o. can’t tell you the 7 contine…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday November 27th, 2018, 3:05 a.m. Retweet
RT @innesmck: JUST LEARNED THERE ARE 16 OUNCES IN A POUND AND I AM FUCKING LIVID
@markshirbroun   Sunday November 25th, 2018, 3:41 p.m. Retweet
RT @wetvigilante: @katiefitzpat @NostromoSerg Heres a quick guide that should solve any doubt. https://t.co/qCKZhZPhrO
@markshirbroun   Sunday November 25th, 2018, 5:36 a.m. Retweet
RT @rstevens: I don’t understand why the fuck you’d remake the Lion KIng when you could greenlight a prequel about Young Moana’s Grandma ha…
@markshirbroun   Saturday November 24th, 2018, 3:46 a.m. Retweet
RT @nytopinion: The perception that video games have nothing — or at least nothing important — to say is understandable, but wrong, says @p…
@markshirbroun   Monday November 12th, 2018, 1:15 a.m. Retweet
RT @_youhadonejob1: Is it just me, or does Billy Joel with a harmonica look like a dying Anakin Skywalker? https://t.co/TkLjc8rxLl
@markshirbroun   Saturday November 10th, 2018, 8:08 p.m. Retweet
RT @LOLGOP: I actually think it's a good idea for Trump to refrain from any commemoration of World War I or II until he can figure out whic…
@markshirbroun   Saturday November 10th, 2018, 7:21 p.m. Retweet
RT @TomMunns1: I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️ https://t.co/iLvhDoiFyb
@markshirbroun   Saturday November 10th, 2018, 5:07 p.m. Retweet
RT @deray: This video of a family driving thru the California #CampFire is intense! https://t.co/SBjfoaCjhu
@markshirbroun   Saturday November 10th, 2018, 4:58 p.m. Retweet
RT @marklowen: In today’s ⁦@lemondefr⁩: When #Trump received the leaders of #Estonia, #Latvia and #Lithuania, he began by blaming them for…
@markshirbroun   Wednesday November 7th, 2018, 4:23 a.m. Retweet
RT @kumailn: If Steve King loses tonight, I will eat a massive bowl of artichokes. I hate artichokes. A whole bowl. Come on Iowa.
@markshirbroun   Tuesday November 6th, 2018, 10:01 p.m. Retweet
RT @briantylercohen: 77-years-old. With her oxygen tank. To vote for Beto. https://t.co/Dqh0NFGwvg
@markshirbroun   Monday November 5th, 2018, 1:12 a.m. Retweet
RT @cgseife: @JacobAWohl Happy to explain. I'm a journalism prof interested in, among other things, misinformation. On July 11, I was runni…
@markshirbroun   Sunday November 4th, 2018, 5:11 a.m. Retweet
RT @jneeley78: “Good news, Montezuma, our top thinkers have concluded that any civilization advanced enough to reach us from across the oce…
@markshirbroun   Saturday November 3rd, 2018, 1:45 a.m. Retweet
RT @Lin_Manuel: Gnight from your comfiest article of clothing— you think I keep you warm, but all the warmth comes from you. All I do is ho…
@markshirbroun   Wednesday October 31st, 2018, 12:09 a.m. Retweet
RT @ALT_uscis: I am not crying you are crying. After raising $, Muslims: "If it is people outside your service protecting you, If you just…
@markshirbroun   Sunday October 28th, 2018, 2:26 p.m. Retweet
RT @Mirimade: Me: are you ready? Husband: yes Me: great, I got myself and the kids ready and everything’s packed up and we’ll actually be…
@markshirbroun   Saturday October 27th, 2018, 7:31 a.m. Retweet
RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: Both teams are desperate to avoid going to the White House.
@markshirbroun   Tuesday October 23rd, 2018, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @ProfBlackistone: What racism read like in college football in 1923. Here Missouri reminds Iowa State not to bring their ‘colored’ playe…
@markshirbroun   Thursday October 18th, 2018, 11:23 p.m. Retweet
RT @truegritrumble: ME: *to prospective buyers* Now I’m legally forced to tell you there has been many, many murders in this house. SPOUSE…
@markshirbroun   Wednesday October 17th, 2018, 1:12 p.m. Retweet
RT @batkaren: HOW TO DISPOSE OF BATTERIES - set them aside until you can look up how to dispose of batteries - find them 3 months later…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday October 16th, 2018, 6:50 p.m. Retweet
RT @Lin_Manuel: Gmorning to the struggling (he wrote, knowing all of us are struggling) to the tired (he wrote, feeling pretty tired himsel…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday October 16th, 2018, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @_SJPeace_: "It's ok. You're strong." and then lifts her up to help her get the ball through the net. My heart exploded and I wasn't r…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday October 16th, 2018, 12:02 p.m. Retweet
RT @louishyman: In my history of consumption class, I teach about #Sears, but what most people don't know is just how radical the catalogue…
@markshirbroun   Friday October 12th, 2018, 12:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @BetoORourke: This moment of pettiness, meanness, partisanship, and division will be met by the kindness, courage, strength, leadership,…
@markshirbroun   Sunday October 7th, 2018, 2:28 a.m. Retweet
RT @bigbirdpurdy: Brock Purdy We Love You So Much! You Were Awesome Today! God Bless you Babe! I Might Cry All Night! #Gocyclones #15 https…
@markshirbroun   Saturday October 6th, 2018, 6:31 p.m. Retweet
RT @girlsreallyrule: Banksy secretly created a shredding device in a frame to destroy this piece in the event that it was ever sold at auct…
@markshirbroun   Saturday October 6th, 2018, 6:27 p.m. Retweet
RT @dizwire: Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏 Pulling no punches. https://t.co/UMTNmb7u9G
@markshirbroun   Wednesday October 3rd, 2018, 3:35 p.m. Retweet
RT @AdamSerwer: I don't know any men who haven't gotten into a brawl at the Mos Eisely Cantina and severed a patron's arm with a lightsaber…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday October 2nd, 2018, 2:40 a.m. Retweet
RT @IvoryGazelle: Professor: this is the largest species of moth that we know of Me *under breath* ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵒᵗʰ
@markshirbroun   Tuesday October 2nd, 2018, 12:17 a.m. Retweet
RT @YesYoureRacist: Siri, show me peak white privilege https://t.co/Ta9UBNbDj5
@markshirbroun   Friday September 28th, 2018, 5:38 p.m. Retweet
RT @JustinTinsley: It’s some creative people out there, man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/rrrmfEhfQK
@markshirbroun   Thursday September 27th, 2018, 5:32 p.m. Retweet
RT @KaivanShroff: Republicans hired a female lawyer for the Kavanaugh-Ford hearing. Democrats also have female lawyers present: SENATOR B…
@markshirbroun   Thursday September 27th, 2018, 12:59 p.m. Retweet
RT @Sam_Posts: SOCIAL ANXIETY IS SO FUCKIN ANNOYING LIKE U START TO PANIC OR THINK UR EMBARRASSING YOURSELF WHILE DOING NORMAL THINGS LIKE…
@markshirbroun   Sunday September 23rd, 2018, 11:46 p.m. Retweet
RT @ibizoboi: This is an insulting review from a major publication (@WSJ) by a very problematic reviewer, Meghan Cox Gurdon. So I’d like to…
@markshirbroun   Thursday September 20th, 2018, 1:04 p.m. Retweet
RT @NewDadNotes: Clownfish: I hate my name. God: I wish I could change it for you but I’ve already used every other fish name. Clownfish:…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday September 18th, 2018, 1:18 p.m. Retweet
RT @roxiqt: HIM: With the way things are in the world, are all men just supposed to stop talking to women then? Do we just never speak to w…
@markshirbroun   Tuesday September 18th, 2018, 12:07 a.m. Retweet
RT @latimesent: Tiffany Haddish is wearing a dress custom-made to represent the Eritrean flag. It's also great for twirling on the #Emmys…
@markshirbroun   Sunday September 16th, 2018, 6:41 a.m. Retweet
RT @MisterRudeman: Show more videos of the weather disrespecting the flag so the conservatives will want to fight climate change too https:…
@markshirbroun   Sunday September 16th, 2018, 6:37 a.m. Retweet
RT @MisterRudeman: @cnn @NBCNews @MSNBC here u go, i accept payment in checks
@markshirbroun   Saturday September 15th, 2018, 5:14 p.m. Retweet
RT @YahooSportsCFB: This will bring a tear to your eye https://t.co/iS5kcLqcrQ
@markshirbroun   Saturday September 15th, 2018, 4:09 p.m. Retweet
RT @EricHaywood: In about three days we’re gonna hear the bear had marijuana in its cave https://t.co/BUJoLZdKco
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