| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Kermit's Finger (Green) | 11 - 3 | 0.786 | 158 | 133 | +25 |
| 2 | The Big Blueballski (Blue) | 10 - 4 | 0.714 | 150 | 132 | +18 |
| 3 | Edward Pleasure Hands (White) | 7 - 7 | 0.500 | 137 | 138 | -1 |
| 4 | Pretty Deep in Pink (Pink) | 5 - 9 | 0.357 | 139 | 139 | 0 |
| 5 | Cockadildo Dundeep 2: Girls 1 Cup (Purple) | 5 - 9 | 0.357 | 121 | 141 | -20 |
| 6 | A Cockwork Orange (Orange) | 4 - 10 | 0.286 | 124 | 146 | -22 |