| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Hazed and Confused | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | TBD | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Teamocil | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Shaft | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | Just the Strip | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | What the Huck?! | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Red Scare | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Force Callahan | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | Green Machine | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | Bicepsual | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | Seahorse Baby Daddy | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 12 | SandBlast! | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | Dukes & Tuques | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | Ghetto Birds | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | S.H.A.F.T | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | Swashington Undodgers | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | Better Leied Than Never | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Mario Party | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | Meat sweats | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | Sand Job | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | Terminus | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 22 | Meat seats | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |