| Rank | Team | Record | PCT | GS | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Bluth Family Reunion | 6 - 0 | 1.000 | 68 | 41 | +27 |
| 2 | Eats, Throws, and Leaves | 5 - 1 | 0.833 | 78 | 42 | +36 |
| 3 | Naptakers | 5 - 1 | 0.833 | 80 | 54 | +26 |
| 4 | Ghetto Birds | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 64 | 40 | +24 |
| 5 | Magically Delicious | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 58 | 37 | +21 |
| 6 | Soggy Bottom Boys and Girls | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 55 | 37 | +18 |
| 7 | Red Light District | 4 - 1 | 0.800 | 48 | 34 | +14 |
| 8 | Natural Twenties | 3 - 1 | 0.750 | 40 | 25 | +15 |
| 9 | Desert Lorax | 4 - 2 | 0.667 | 56 | 60 | -4 |
| 10 | Magic School Bus | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 64 | 48 | +16 |
| 11 | Laugh My Ass Off | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 52 | 45 | +7 |
| 12 | Blue Magic | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 65 | 61 | +4 |
| 13 | Despicable Minions | 3 - 2 | 0.600 | 59 | 57 | +2 |
| 14 | Shut the Huck Up | 4 - 3 | 0.571 | 70 | 58 | +12 |
| 15 | Thrift Shop | 4 - 3 | 0.571 | 52 | 52 | 0 |
| 16 | After Further Review... | 4 - 4 | 0.500 | 85 | 74 | +11 |
| 17 | Deadliest Catch | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 65 | 62 | +3 |
| 18 | Something Fishy | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 62 | 64 | -2 |
| 19 | Mack City | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 59 | 65 | -6 |
| 20 | Whitman | 3 - 3 | 0.500 | 42 | 51 | -9 |
| 21 | The Ultimate Kama Sutra | 3 - 4 | 0.429 | 63 | 66 | -3 |
| 22 | Yesterday's Enterprise | 2 - 3 | 0.400 | 43 | 55 | -12 |
| 23 | Golden Robots | 2 - 4 | 0.333 | 56 | 64 | -8 |
| 24 | Suspicious Package | 2 - 4 | 0.333 | 44 | 68 | -24 |
| 25 | Pole Whackers | 2 - 5 | 0.286 | 56 | 64 | -8 |
| 26 | Space Invaders | 2 - 5 | 0.286 | 58 | 83 | -25 |
| 27 | Bangarang Ultimate | 1 - 4 | 0.200 | 49 | 57 | -8 |
| 28 | Huck Buddies | 1 - 4 | 0.200 | 45 | 73 | -28 |
| 29 | Portland Picklepunchers | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 53 | 69 | -16 |
| 30 | Dirty Wicket Croquet Club | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 56 | 75 | -19 |
| 31 | Pup 'N Suds | 1 - 5 | 0.167 | 55 | 76 | -21 |
| 32 | Fake | 0 - 0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 33 | Gorge Ultimate | 0 - 6 | 0.000 | 37 | 80 | -43 |